(Thank you Kim)

Step 1: Read Yarn Abuse’s post regarding the wonder effects of Melatonin.

Step 2: Consider her results and become envious.

Step 3: Inquire as to whereabouts of potential dealers for this "drug"

Step 4: Find this thing called Melatonin.

Step 5: Enjoy a good nights sleep and awaken rested and arrive at work with make-up already on and a lunch for the first time in who knows how long. (Make up is usually applied in the car after parking in the garage. The mirror sucks)

(Ok! I’m off to bed everyone! Let’s see if my experiment works. Kim, if it doesn’t, I’m going to be sad.)